Dylan Lin Calista

I don’t conform to your standards.

I am my own sex and sexuality. I am MY standard. I set the standard for myself.

I have long, dark hair. I don’t paint my nails. I have dark eyes and caramel / pink skin. I am pierced and I am tattooed. I love being a woman. I just so happen to love women as well.

Some days, I am feminine. And there are days when some may say that I look rather boyish - even when I’m wearing a nice baby shirt/ blouse with jeans and a pair of sneakers.

So, apparently that look works for STRAIGHT girls but if I am a LESBIAN, you can automatically assume that I’m a ‘STEM’ - whatever the fuck that means.

I am MY standard. I don’t conform to the stereotypes some of you have bought into YOURSELVES.

Just because you think you fit into a certain type of label, it doesn’t necessarily mean that YOU are the NORM, YOU are the standard and the rest of us are having an identity crisis.

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Then I know she’ll be humping me a lot. HAHA. What a perv. LOL

I love the fact that I’m a woman because boobs are nice and even though I’m single, I still get to touch them. They’re mine after all. Meh heh heh. Just a random thought.

I did stop. But my refraining from profanity only lead to alcoholism.

Ha. Okay, that’s a joke.

Do I have your attention yet ? LOL

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1) I am lonely

2) There is something wrong with me

3) I masturbate a lot

4) I must be a social recluse

5) I am not over my ex

I can’t remember the number of times women have asked/ said this to me but if I had a dollar for every single time then I’d have enough to buy an island to banish them to! ARGKH! Who the fuck makes up these stereotypes?!

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Okay. I haven’t really been on much since I just opened my account but I’m seeing a lot of teenagers here. I’m beginning to wonder whether tumblr primarily caters to tweens.

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